Remember once and for all: computer games are a great scourge of humanity! Scientists believe that gamers develop their reflexes and thus prevent Alzheimer's disease, but this is nothing compared to the negative aspects! Acne on your butt, spinal curvature, poor eyesight, and, ultimately, a new girlfriend for your elderly daddy! That same girlfriend who, by the way, was my girlfriend until very recently! Damn it, I wish I had never played computer games!