A boat trip with the skyline of Miami in the background is the right way to celebrate, and who better to celebrate on the water with than Katy Ann. Rock that boat, Katy Ann.

Statuesque Katy Ann has a Nude Year declaration: "These are adult-size boobs. Weapons of mass destruction. They're so big! World domination. I'm coming for you!

"They're soft and squishy. They feel a bit firm. These are not rock-hard at all. They have movement. They just feel pillow soft. They feel great ... like a nice, firm pillow."

Was anyone watching the Texas bombshell with a high-powered telescope to see what went on as our boat went past all of the office buildings and condos?

"I love the fantasy aspect of modeling. It's a break from normal life, and getting primped and primed is so much fun."