Life for Turd Ferguson is the shit, and we mean that in a good way. Turd is a world famous director of soon to be award winning pornos. He has starred in his soon to be award winning rap video, "You Ain't Seen Shit" and he's been partying it up with all the hot groupies that tend to gather around big stars. As the pace of life speeds up, so does the speed of "The Turd's" movements, because life for the Turd is all about sex and cock-in-holes. Cum along with Turd on a photo session which gets invaded by a star-struck fan. Hang with him at an audition for the position of "Booty Dancer" in his next music video. Accompany Turd in the hot tub after a night of partying with the blow and playing strip poker with his friends. The girls are hot and the sex is filthy...Join Turd for Fast Times In Fury Lane.